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We may not totally understand this Lady Gaga video, but that's never stopped us before! In case you haven't noticed, Lady Gaga's got a lot going on! From putting the finishing touches on her forthcoming ARTPOP album to dropping the "Applause" music video on Aug. 19, not to mention casually sampling human blood, and prepping